[ Friday, April 29, 2005 ]
i had yet another conversation with the police just now, a sergeant faizal i think. he told me that i should be getting back my handphone in a month. i shouted into the phone, "what?! a whole fucking month?! why that long?!". he actually had the nerve to chuckle. easy for him to laugh, since i am the one temporarily stuck with my dad's old nokia phone that i do not know how to use. i think i take around 5 minutes to sms, which is so totally not being tech-savvy.you know, i wasnt angry with the thief for stealing my hp before, merely annoyed. but now i am fuming. if i see that stupid ugly old lesbo out in public i swear i'll grab her by her stupid act stylo hair and ram my fist down her throat and shout, "who's the bitch now, bitch!!!" into her right ear and piss on her left one.
anyway my mom finally got around to scanning some old photos of me and the goons so here they are.
i have always been the giant one when i was young, the tallest among the three but now i am merely the fattest one.
check out the obiang swimming suits. i was cool even when i was 6.
a brief timeline of me and my sidekick. she was such a penguin.
and last but not least, the one photo that will change your perception and assumptions of me.
i was actually in tarian from primary 1 to 4. just shuddup okay.
went on a major(ly needed) shopping spree just now and now i feel loads better. im packing because i'll be going on a short vacation with my parents and some other relative tomorrow till monday so dont miss me fuckers. hope to get my hair done and do even more shopping and also try to relax. i need to get rid of all the violent thoughts that are in my head.
breathe in.
bunnies.
rainbows.
clouds&care-bears.
breathe out.
nope, not helping.
soma coma [10:57:00 PM]
[ Monday, April 25, 2005 ]
i'm so sick and tired of the police calling my house every hour. "Hi, good evening can i please speak to Miss Nurul Nadia?". baaah. okay, so we've established that our men in blue have decent manners. just give me my handphone back and i'll continue being best singaporean i can be. barf.on a more happening note;
Happy Birthday Mr Al Pacino. you can be my sugar daddy anytime, even though you are older than my real daddy.
ok i was (half)-kidding.
soma coma [10:59:00 PM]
[ Sunday, April 24, 2005 ]
so today, my hanphone was stolen by a co-worker.nice.
to make a super long story short, i lost my handphone at work today and it was obviosuly stolen by another staff because my bag and belongings were in the staff room the whole time. after 1 hour of searching and another hour of looking at surveillance videos, i went home depressed and angsty. but after i left my manager found my handphone stashed in the girls' toilet and they interrogated every female staff and one malay girl (who's a butch with the girl-iest name ever) admitted to the crime and also confessed to the theft of another co-worker's iPod, which was reported lost yesterday.
super nice.
so now my handphone and his iPod are at some police station at bedok with the butch who is under police custody and will only be given back to me after the butch pleads guilty. which might be tomorrow or next week.
my life is nice!
my family thinks that we belong to the mafia or smt. my father is heavily influenced by italian mobsters so he was threatening to go take care of the girl for me. i think by take care of the girl, he means giving her a 2 hour lecture titled Stealing and its Consequences. my mother has been sms-ing my number with threats and leaving voice-mails such as 'return my daughter's handphone bitch!' and 'have you no integrity at all as a human being?'
so for the time being, i am handphone-less so dont bother sms-ing/calling.
moving on, me and kham had a discussion a long time ago about how interesting Singapore really is so whenever we can we go on self-professed tours of Singapore. last friday we went to The Arts House and The Asian Civilisation Musuem at errr, city hall i think.
also, i passed all my subjects! am a happy camper. am also an official year 2 student of FSV. yeay!
im bored. maybe i'll sms people.
oh wait.
soma coma [11:07:00 PM]
[ Tuesday, April 19, 2005 ]
you know when girls check out their nails? i totally do that too. but when i do it, im trying to figure out which yummy part to bite off.sunday
we walked around, mostly. and when we got lost, we just hailed cabs. 3 in total.
these 2 are my retarded cousins.
same but different
i hate flash in every form of photography. but cannot help it balqis has shaky hands haahaa
sidekick.
dinner at harbour front and we were done. best mutton steak ever.
tacky templates are annoying. also annoying; bad english (spelling, grammar, vocabulary. typos not necessarily included)and the mysterious 'one-up one-down' letters (eg. oH my gosH sO cOOl LoL heEzZ. i mean seriously, how can anyone do that for more than one sentence?! mind boggling.).
i hate it when people try to act clever by sounding philosophical in practical situations. these are the same people to think way too much, talk way too much, do way too much.
also,
i cannot fucking wait to watch this!! my manager is giving me the poster from work yeay! fyi, i have a huge crush on benicio del toro. i love his drug addict meets marlon brando accent. i also like clive owen, who was way hotter than jude law in Closer.
dear god,
please give me the strength and perseverance to actually get off my fatass and clean my room. ok thanks.
<3 nadia
soma coma [10:06:00 PM]
[ Saturday, April 16, 2005 ]
im having the time of my life.this temporary freedom from school was much, much needed. now it's 4 days of work, 3 days of rest every week. work is awesome now cos i only work mornings and mornings=no crowd=pretty much just standing around doing nothing yet getting paid. hurray for fuckers who don't watch movies in the mornings!
i went out with kham yesterday for a movie and also for bowling. i might totally suck at pool, but i think i somehow redeem myself at bowling. im not good, merely mediocre but it's all good. my camera was being a total mofo until after the movie so we tried to make it up by taking 6758 pictures at the esplanade.
alternatively, see this
and also, coolest picture ever.
self-timer mode=the new black.
today, i went to johor with nabila and her mom&dad. man the malaysian customs are crap, no offense. by the time we reached angsana, it was already 3plus and we went to eat at pizza hut while her parents ate at the food court [you know how it is with old fashioned malays, they cannot live w/o their nasi. my dad included]. wow eating at malaysia is so cheap, we spent less than 30 singapore dollars on a shitload of food. after shopping for a bit, we went back to city square to shop somemore. took a taxi home after that cos we were so fucking shagged.
excellent grammar.
one good thing about malaysian malls is that their shops are huge and you can get lost within one shop and take pictures and nobody gives a shit.
also, because of my undying devotion to piracy, i bought 5 dvds;
-Napolean Dynamite
-Mafia
-Garden State
-Shaun of the Dead
-The Motorcycle Diaries
i am a happy person.
my hair is so long and frizzy and my stupid perm wont go away. come 2nd July it'll be a year old. out with the old in with the new, they say. google image is my best friend.
i really like the one on the bottom right hand side, but i think i will just get a cut like the top left hand corner.
and yes, i am aware the reason why these hairstyles rock is because the girls are hot. shut up.
i really feel like LOL-ing when i see youths with white-rimmed glasses/shades. and also, those thick 'live-aid' bands are really stupid and i hate that everyone is wearing them. at work, all the cheena ppl wear like 3 or 4 on each wrist and also in multiple colours. sooo annoying.
my father's new favourite show is American Choppers on Discovery Channel. what a dork.
soma coma [11:26:00 PM]
[ Monday, April 11, 2005 ]
yesterday for some reason, i dreamt that i was still staying at my old block at ang mo kio and i was on my way to my house. since lifts dont go to every floor then, i had to drop at the 6th floor and take the stairs to the 7th, where i stayed. in my dream, i was walking along the corridor on the 6th floor when this old chinese man in a wheelchair started chasing me. he had only one leg but he must have had superman arms or smt because he was really fast. i cant remember what happened next but when i woke up i was actually shivering because i was really scared. i turned to look at my handphone to check the time and *jengjengjeng*, it was 05:49. i actually dropped my handphone because...........i lived in Block 549, the place where this awful dream took place.
*twilight zone theme song playing in the background*
shut up it's scary okay.
soma coma [11:08:00 PM]
[ Wednesday, April 06, 2005 ]
i'm so very proud of myself.because yesterday, i picked a fight with an ah soh. i was already majorly pissed because the bus was late which was making me late for work. so there i was sitting at the bus stop, shaking my feet and listening to my ipod. then this ah soh came with one huge bag and sat beside me. she could have put the bag on the floor or even on the space to her left, which was empty. instead, she placed it rather roughly on her right, where i was sitting and making me have to move even further to my right. i took a deep breath and in my head i was telling myself, "think happy thoughts".
the bus came 10 minutes later and me, the ah soh and another girl stood and boarded the bus. when boarding, the ah soh pushed me slightly with her huge bag and i almost tripped on the steps. i closed my eyes and felt my insides begin to boil. there was a seat in the front part of the bus and the other girl went to sit there. i looked to the back and saw 3 seats so i was walking towards the back of the bus. guessed what was poking me from behind?
the damned ah soh and her megahuge bag.
i stopped and decided i've had about fucking enough so i turned around and stared at her. 3 seconds later when the bus started to drive off, i was still staring. man, you should have seen the look on her face. there we were, standing in the middle of the bus and looking like we were having a staring contest. i bend down slightly [cos the damned ah soh was kinda short] and said to her face 'cannot wait ah!' and turned around and sat on one of the 3 said seats. the ah soh looked so shocked and terrified it was so hilarious i almost burst out laughing. but of course, trying to maintain my pissed off composure, i continued staring at her till she sat down, gave her the best jeling ever and looked to the front of the bus.
if i had done what i really felt like doing, i would have grabbed her by her thinning hair with both of my hands and smashed her face with my head.
man what i did might have been wrong but it sure as hell felt right.
moral of the story is, dont mess with me when im shaking my feet. it's never a good sign.
soma coma [11:20:00 PM]
[ Saturday, April 02, 2005 ]
i bet you didnt know that the current[ly dying] pope's real name is Karol Wojtyla. i wonder what popes do anyway.my first week of school holiday was everything but that. 3 thesis papers + work work work. sleep? who needs sleep when you can stare at the computer and your audio notes and try to comprehend what's the composition of an audiotape or the sonic features that are important when choosing a microphone? who needs sleep when i can pop popcorn, pack nachos or sell tickets all day? sleep? nah that thing's for losers.
anyhow, the thesis papers have been handed in so i can rest easy. i feel like a shitload of weight have been removed from my shoulders, and as cliched as this may sound, i feel as free as a bird. i've also collected my writcomm info essay and i did pretty good so im hoping i pass every single module this semester. yeay for school.
i went out with nabillah last saturday and we had dinner at the Prata House, which was yum.
then we went back to her place and i bullied the kids again.
sunday to thurday sucked because i worked in the mornings till 5, then slave over my thesis papers at night. friday was slightly better i went to school with nabillah to hand in my thesis papers and got back my writcomm assignment, then kak ameen picked us up, we had lunch at the most deserted pizza hut ever, then went to my granny's place because it was her birthday. 71 years old and still rocking yo.
bitching+gossiping sessions are the best. starbucks is the ideal location.
today i was an angel and i gave my cousins from my mom's side a treat [just because i am the best person in the world]. we went to catch robots and had dinner at marina, then i took them to esplanade and woodlands library, cos reading is fun.
they're adorable.
best photo ever.
has anyone ever noticed that board games are cool? i mean, i usually dont take time to actually sit my ass down and play it but those times when i actually do, it's really really really entertaining. my favourites are Cluedo and Scrabble.
in my ideal world, i will sit in front of tv and watch dvds of all 4 seasons of Felicity, first 3 seasons of Gilmore Girls, Billy Madison&Happy Gilmore&Big Daddy cos adam sandler used to be the man . i am such a loser, i know.
and i'll be there
he says then he walks out
somehow he was trying
too hard to be like them
soma coma [11:46:00 PM]
